In 1993, Mrs. G. saw a movie called The Piano. The movie tells the story of Scotswoman Ada McGrath who is sold into marriage by her father to frontiersman Alistair Stewart. She is shipped off with her young daughter Flora to live with this new husband in his native New Zealand. Ada, who has not spoken a word since she was six years old, communicates through sign language (interpreted by her daughter) and her piano music. The arranged marriage doesn't work out so well and tragedy ensues, resulting in a gruesome amputation with no anesthesia.
- Pissed aside: insect-killing chemical
- Min: not woman
- Lift: departed
- Bun button: been chomped by an insect
- Sex: one more than five
- Pug: porcine