A Mrs. G. Mini Morning Mental Vacation

This morning I would like _________________ to serve me a breakfast of __________________ on a silver platter.

Comments

[Mrs. G.]

Raoul Bova...fresh squeezed orange juice, eggs benedict with a side of crispy bacon

[trash]

This morning I would like a very sympathetic nurse to serve me a breakfast of anti-cold medicines and a glass of Innocent orange juice on a silver platter. (Although strictly speaking it is nearly afternoon tea time.)

[Mrs. G.]

Feel better, Trash. Poor little bunny.

[navhelowife]

a waiter ...and eggs benedict with wonderful coffee and a glass of water. And then they could bring me the daily newspaper, and I could just sit and read and eat and not ever have to watch the clock...

[meredith@whynot]

This morning I would like ____life_____________ to serve me a breakfast of _____time_____________ on a silver platter.

Can I be in a beautiful, beach side villa? Otherwise I would have to clean my room......
This morning I would like ___anyone______________ to serve me a (brunch) of ____crab-cakes_Benedict_____________ on a silver platter. With a side of a massage and soak in the hot tub......

[K.]

Sam Eliot serving me a cowboy breakfast (extra bacon) by a campfire!

[DATdeborah]

This morning I would like Cory--the young, hot new maintenance guy at work--to serve me a breakfast of Italian roast coffee and blueberry pancakes with a side of bacon, all on a silver platter. (There's more, but I'll keep the rest to myself...)

[Casie]

I would like Daniel Craig to serve me strong, hot tea, scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream and cute little tea sandwiches.

[Janet]

This morning I would like ____Dave_____ to serve me a breakfast of ____Sapporo Butter Ramen____ on a silver platter.

[molly]

This morning I would like my husband to serve me a breakfast of fresh fruit and juevos ranchos on a silver platter while all the kids are at school.

[Jen on the Edge]

What I want and with whom is probably too filthy to post here. ;-)

[Aunt Snow]

This morning I would like the HR department to serve me a nice cardboard cup of Peet's coffee and a slice of Danish from the formica-topped table over in the corner...... BECAUSE I GOT SCHEDULED FOR AN INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION I APPLIED FOR!!!!!!

It's in two weeks. Wish me luck!

[trash]

Woohoo Aunt Snow!! You go.

Mrs G - thdank dyou. The upside of blocked sinuses, etc is I could mow the grass without suffering the effects of hayfever. #pollyannamuch?

[Arli]

Congrats on the upcoming interview, Aunt Snow. Fingers and toes crossed for you!!!!! I would like HR to serve YOU a job offer on a silver platter in two weeks!!!

[Karen (formerly kcinnova)]

Mr. Darcy and a bowl of fresh fruit

I just came from visiting Suburban Correspondent, which will explain Mr. Darcy's presence in my home.

[Karen (formerly kcinnova)]

HOORAY for Aunt Snow! Here's hoping for a job offer on a silver platter!

[Linda C in Seattle]

This morning I would like __Robert Redford_______________ to serve me a breakfast of __Beignets________________ on a silver platter.

[Becky in Upstate NY]

I would like Joe Manganiello (shirtless) to serve me coconut cream cake from Green Brother's Apple Hills cafe (the best little cafe in upstate NY) on a silver platter!!

@Aunt Snow: Good Luck!!! I hope it goes fabulously!!!

[Erin]

Tomorrow morning I would like ___my other half_____ to serve me a breakfast of _coffee, bagel and cream cheese, and strawberries __ on a silver platter. At an fancy hotel/inn up in the mountains. With absolutely no children anywhere. No children, I tell you. Or dogs.

[Bonnie]

This morning I would like the Hotel Santa Caterina in Amalfi, Italy to serve me a breakfast of cappuccino and eggs florentine on a silver platter.

3 months from now (when I've seen enough Italian art, food and men) fresh fruit and french roast at the Four Seasons Resort in Bora Bora.

[Lisa L.]

My husband...I know it's not your fault the garbage disposal is clogged and I'm sorry for being a complete dick about it

I couldn't wait for Friday to get that off my chest.

[Dorrie]

I would like anyone to make me stuffed French toast and a good cup of tea. Aaahhhh!

[Patience]

This morning I would like Jason Isaacs to serve me a breakfast of, (who cares I wouldn't be able to eat with Jason Isaacs in the room) on a silver platter.

[Martha In GA]

This morning I would like Steve Carrell to serve me a warm breakfast of eggs, baon and toast on a silver platter at the beach. I am at the cottage alone and bored out of my mind. Figure he would keep me laughing.

[beckyb]

This morning I would like __Ryan Gosling__ to serve me a breakfast of __fried egg sandwich with bacon__ on a silver platter.

And I'd like him to do it ala 'Hey Girl, I know you didn't sleep well last night, please let me get up with the kids tonight, and let me potty train Maggie, you need your rest so you can really spend a lot of time on pinterest tonight.'

[Claudia from Idiot's Kitchen]

Aunt Snow! Great news!!!!!

[kate in Michigan]

Who:
One of the young EMT students I pass every day on the way to classes. Oh, the biceps! Oh, the short-sleeve shirts!

What:
3 blueberry pancakes with whipped butter, a smallish omelet with peppers, onions, American cheese, and ham. A side of crispy thick-cut bacon, and a pumpkin spice cappuccino.

(why, yes, I DO have an active imagination when it comes to food)

[racheld]

Perhaps it's the BIG birthday I just celebrated, or I may need new reading glasses, but Aunt Snow's request---right on the heels of the one just above it---conjured thoughts of Sister Husband and Mr. Sprock on a busy afternoon.